I love my unique first name. Even with its immediate connection to the presidential race dropout, Senator Bernie Sanders, I find my Bernie identity special. Heck, I’m the second youngest Bernie I know!
Before Sanders, people used to associate my name to the comedy, Weekend at Bernie’s (1989), in which the titular character’s murdered body is moved around the household to appear alive. I’d rather not be connected to a corpse!


I’m not sure the 2011 movie aptly named Bernie will make life any easier for me…
Based on a true story in Carthage, Texas, church-going bachelor Bernie Tiede (played by the infamous Jack Black) takes a mortician job at the local funeral home and befriends the entire community, including its most detested member, Marjorie (Shirley MacLaine), a much older millionaire widow. The neighbors are baffled by this developing odd couple. Is he attracted to her money? It certainly isn’t her Grinch-like personality. As months go by, Bernie’s impeccable patience starts to wear thin. He finally implodes and puts four bullets in her back.
It’s a dark comedy.
Why would anyone – including people named Bernie – want to see this movie? I would have to start with the impressive, calculated performance by Jack Black. I realize many find his wild antics on and off the screen deplorable (my wife on the top of the list), but this is a Jack Black who disappears into a sincerely polite Texas citizen who cantors at church, gives to charities, and directs school musicals. His joy for life is so beaming, it’s nearly impossible to proclaim “murderer” to that innocent cherub smile.
Everybody loves Bernie. Prosecutor Danny Buck (Matthew McConaughey) has to move the trial to a different town because there aren’t enough jurors in Carthage who would be willing to convict him!
Then there’s versatile director, Richard Linklater (Dazed and Confused, Before Sunrise, School of Rock), who has a field day with this oddball tale, employing a pseudo-documentary feel as he interviews the Bernie-loving town folk (some are actors, while some actually knew and adored the real Bernie). The interviews bring on the most chuckles, and it’s astonishing to see how much these people maintain their love for Bernie even after he is convicted of murder and put behind bars.
For some reason, murder and the name Bernie equal hearty laughs in this country. Thankfully, Senator Sanders helped taper that down a bit. And, take it from me, a Bernie who isn’t a corpse, a lovable Texas murderer, or a Vermont Senator, this movie is worth a watch.
Celebrating a year of hobby blogging movies, I, Reely Bernie, present Bernie (2011).
***1/2 out of *****
Thank you to all of my supportive readers. It’s been a joy having conversations with other movie fanatics around the world and knowing there’s a shared passion for the pastime of film and its necessity, especially during these unprecedented times.
Be safe and well and keep watching,
Reely Bernie
Bernie is a good film, and a great name! No-one calls their film John or Eric; Bernie is cool!
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Hey, thank you 🙂 I appreciate that. I was made fun of a lot as a kid, but I wouldn’t have a name any other way now that I’m grown up 🙂
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A great movie…a fantastic performance by Jack Black
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I really enjoyed this movie. I have watched it on cable a few times. Jack Black is excellent in it.
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It’s slight but dependably entertaining. The real Bernie is still behind bars, but Jack Black gave him life, haha!
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Really? I imagined he would have been released by now. I like your description ‘dependably entertaining’. I couldn’t agree more and Black hit it out of the park on this one. He was so convincing.
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I did a double check in case he was released, and it turns out he was resentenced. Poor guy. Yeah, Black really disappeared in that role.
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Poor guy lol It astounded me watching it how immersed Black was in it. ‘School of Roc’k he kinda got there (probably being himself), but in this, he was at the top of his game. Great dedication.
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What a GREAT name you have! I bet you were named after a wonderful man!
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I was! I was born on my grandfather’s birthday, and his name was Bernie. He was a great grandpa. We called him “Big B,” and I was “Little B.”
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Shirley MacLaine really cornered the market on crabby older women, 🙂 … speaking as a crabby 60yo woman, I approve! 😀
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Right on! Haha, you’re the furthest thing from crabby from my perspective 🙂
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Bwhahahaha I have my moments! 😀
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I always wondered if you would review this movie, thinking it would be a wasted opportunity if you didn’t. Haha.
Excellent review! I really enjoyed this movie, but I do enjoy dark humor. Both Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine were phenomenal. I love Jack Black!! I think he’s great all around.
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I love Jack Black too! School of Rock is actually a masterpiece! I’ve seen it over a dozen times, and I’m amazed at how well it continues to hold up. Yeah, Bernie needs a review by a Bernie 🙂 Thanks, Kristian!
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I agree School of Rock is definitely one of my favorite movies. It’s so well done!!
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