2021 Movie Draft: Ranking the Mission: Impossible Series

2021 Movie Draft: Round 2, Pick 4

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By Bernie Sauer

The wick to the infamous title sequence bomb has been lit (enter familiar “Mission: Impossible” theme), and I figured it was time to look back on my favorite movie series and rank the franchise from worst to best as the seventh one reaches post-production in Italy (and Mr. Cruise has calmed down a bit since going off on his crew for not wearing their masks back in December). This is my concise evaluation:

6. Mission: Impossible II (2000) Slo-mo shots of Tom Cruise’s long, luscious hair blowing in the wind to slo-mo shots of over-stylized violence only pretentious Director John Woo knows best: This is the essence of the second installment of the series. By far, I consider this the worst one. It is ostentatious muck with actually very little action and a whole lot of unintended laughs.               

5. Mission: Impossible (1996) It’s interesting how the 3.5 billion-dollar action-adventure series began with Brian De Palma’s Hitchcockian touch and probably the most emphasis on espionage than any of the other movies in the franchise. Unfortunately, it ended up reeking of an expositional steam pile with whodunits abound. The plot evolves into silly, convoluted territory, especially during the melodramatic box car scene that De Palma apparently wanted to cut. But, when you work with two prominent Hollywood writers in Robert Towne and David Koepp with two opposing conclusion ideas, you’re in for a mess of “ah-ha!” unmaskings.

However, we all remember the best scene in the movie: The silent catapult vault scene remains ingenious, almost perfect, and an icon for the rest of the series to follow. The bead of sweat dripping on to Cruise’s glove as his muscles ache for one more second to be pulled away from a temperature-induced alarm system is still jaw-dropping, De Palma-constructed, and the reason to see this movie today.

4. Mission: Impossible III (2006) Philip Seymour Hoffman as the soulless villain and the quest to humanize Ethan Hunt are two good reasons to enjoy the new flares and vision of Star Wars-beloved, Director J.J. Abrams. This is the darkest one, and it puts Ethan in tight spots that seem impossible to get out of, bringing back the traditional promise in the title. Mr. Hoffman, you are missed.  

3. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011) The Burj Khalifa scene. Period. It is simply awe-striking. Director Brad Bird of previous animated hits (The Incredibles, Ratatouille) has Tom Cruise hanging off the world’s tallest building in vertigo shots that induce out-loud gasping. Oh, and add an epic dust storm in there for good measure! The sidekick camaraderie of Jeremy Renner and Simon Pegg is refreshingly funny, but this chemistry doesn’t take off as lithely as in the next two installments.

I have to admit, these next two flipflop on me, and it’s interesting to see how other blogs, film critics’ lists, and rankings have these two battling it out for top prize as well. They are the latest in the series, methodically written and visualized by Christopher McQuarrie, who douses more action on the espionage, knowing fully well this successful formula will produce the box office numbers, popcorn, and riveting entertainment for the big screen. I bite every time. They are both downright fun spy-action flicks with likeable characters to root for.

Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018) proves that the older Tom Cruise gets (56 at the time) and the more he does his own stunts, the more he and his franchise can defy gravity. From doing all the helicopter flying, abs ripping, and rooftop leaping, Tom sacrifices his body, including an ankle injury that delayed filming production for six weeks. Fallout tends to wear emotion on its sleeve as if it is the last of the series, but we all knew that wouldn’t be the truth.

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015) introduces us to the slick femme fatale of Rebecca Ferguson, a slimy villain in Sean Harris; it places Tom in an underwater file chamber sequence that couldn’t go any more oxygen-suckingly wrong (I made up a word there), and it includes the riveting Vienna State Opera scene where Ethan Hunt (quietly) takes down an assassin with a bass flute sniper rifle to the climax of Puccini’s Turandot’s “Figlio del cielo.” Film composer Joe Kraemer even intertwines the “Nessun dorma” motif into the score throughout the movie. Brilliant! As of now, Rogue Nation is my #1.

Thank you for reading.

How would you rank them? What’s your favorite of the series?

Best,

Reely Bernie

14 thoughts on “2021 Movie Draft: Ranking the Mission: Impossible Series

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    1. Yes, I can see that. Protocol is kind of a mess on narrative. It feels like a bucket of confetti dumped on the audience. But, that Dubai scene is just so pristine 🙂 Thanks for your input!

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    1. Thanks, Mastermixmovies! Gosh, I revisited Fallout, and now I’m thinking that’s the top one. They put so much into the production, and the characters are so likable and the villains so ruthless. It’s such a guaranteed blast. I can’t wait until the 7th one!

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  1. Excellent write-up Bernie…like I said in the other I’ve only seen two so far. It would be a great series to line up on a weekend.
    How do you like it so far? I’m sorry I haven’t been around as much…work has me running but it should calm down soon.

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    1. Hey, man, I get it. We get busy sometimes. Yeah, M:I is consistent action escape for me, and even though Cruise is a weirdo off camera, I dig his acting chops. Rylan is sleeping more but is a lousy eater. Today is all about fattening her up. Feed, feed, feed. Paternity ended this week. Great to be back at school yet tough to say goodbye to my little fam too… Wishing you well, bud.

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      1. I’m glad fatherhood is going well…they will keep you busy…I have NO reason to complain about work lol. I’m enjoying the reviews and hope to be enjoying them more in the coming weeks!

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          1. Glad you are enjoying it Bernie…It’s a challenge compared to songs or even albums. Not wanting to give the ending away is hard.

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            1. That’s the toughest part about movie reviews – not spoiling the good stuff! So far, you’re rocking it! My selection is kind of unconventional, but it’s fun to talk to peeps who have also seen these oddities.

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            2. Yea I have a few that are going to be out of left field. Thanks dude…I have a break now…I don’t post again until the 10th…which is great because I’ll get a few done.

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            3. Mine have been up and down. I went 2nd this time and next time last…hence the long wait…I need it! It’s the passion you see coming out in the writing…it’s a lot of fun.

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